Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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