Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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