she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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