whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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