nutella sex= disaster
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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