and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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