i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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