Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
