its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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