Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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