She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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