im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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