cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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