hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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