i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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