i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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