yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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