girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize