Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
try to milk me bitch
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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