): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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