YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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