my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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