I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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