I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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