so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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