I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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