awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You are the jesus of drinking
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
