Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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