She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it glows. i had to have it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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