Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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