Three words: puerto rican gang bang
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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