we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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