Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Randomize
