i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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