How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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