I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
it was like eating out sand paper
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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