The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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