And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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