Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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