So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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