shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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