i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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