Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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