Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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