And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
