Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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