if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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