Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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