he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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