pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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