i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
