: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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