i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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