fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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