I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
