love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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