My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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