He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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