ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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