Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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