I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When are your genitals available?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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